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Open Bars:   Thursday, May 15th
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Hot Wax: Ecstasy
hosted Ecstasy Pomegranate Liqueur / $5 Novem shirts / tons of DJs / $5 cover after 10pm / 9pm-10pm
Lava Lounge
1270 N. Milwaukee Ave.,
Wicker Park
773-342-5282
rating 5

Last time I went to Hot Wax, I actually got splattered with hot wax, bukkake-style, and someone managed to snap a picture. This time, I hope to have the same shot captured, but with my eyes rolling in the back of my skull and jaw preceding me by at least six inches. Such is life. Uh...well, such is my life.

 

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What's the Difference?
free wine / pretentious conversations / 6pm-8pm
WineStyles Chicago/Belmont
1433 W. Belmont Ave.,
Lakeview
773-549-2227
rating 3

We are supposed to learn the difference between French and California Chardonnays. I am suspicious: The last time I played What's the Difference? I wound up with a bag of dog shit in one hand and a scrotum in the other. Third grade was rough.
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The Upset: Opening Night
artsy wine, cheese / vintage clothing sale / art / magazine release / performances / 6pm
Co-Prosperity Sphere
3219 S. Morgan St.,
Bridgeport
773-837-0145
rating 3

Co-Prosperity Sphere? I've been in one of those. No one shaves.
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Fly By Night
$3 PBR, $5 Effen shots / ages 21+ $5, ages 18+ $10 / 10pm-2am
Debonair Social Club
1575 N. Milwaukee Ave.,
Wicker Park
773-227-7990
rating 2

Oh no, the event is 18-and-up? That usually means 16, and I don't need to be paying cover for a potential statutory rape charge. I'd rather fuck your mother. Again.

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