Well, there's no phone here and no sign out front, so it could very well be a portal to the Underworld or a KKK meeting place or where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. But, it's super cheap, and people like it.

This month's Art Thing features Lisa Lindvay who apparently takes pictures of white trash and calls it photography. So, if I re-label that video on my hard drive to "R. Kelly Film," it's not kiddie porn, correct?